[And Pyro's out of the bed just as fast, pulling on clothes over his boxers and undershirt. He nearly falls flat on his face trying to shove both of his feet into one pant leg, he's moving so fast.]
But instead of doing that, Pyro calls up the network on his bracelet and starts going back through recordings. There's a lot about the festival, a few new people...
... and then there it is. Dude, did the lake just swear at us? He just tilts his wrist so that Bobby can see, his own head hanging.]
That's all you've got to say? [He immediately shuts down the bracelet before it can accidentally record this and everyone starts thinking it's a lover's quarrel or something.] We - dude, are you remembering what we did?
[He turns and wipes a hand over his mouth, as though he can somehow wipe away the past.]
Yeah, but it still happened. Don't take this personally, Bobby, but I know way too much I never needed to know about you now.
[Okay, so nothing serious happened. At least they didn't - no, no, he can't even go there. But there's not gonna be any more wrestling or roughhousing now that he's been (eurgh) held in Bobby's arms like that.]
And do you think they're really gonna care? Any of them? We're laughingstocks now. We're never living this shit down.
Oh Jesus. You have to talk to her first, Bobby, or she's gonna tear your head off. [Yes, he's actually showing concern for their relationship, because he's got his own that might go up in smoke.]
I'd offer to back you up, but - [Hands held out, because the end of that is obvious: Rogue probably wants to kill him more than she does Bobby right now.]
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[He tugs at Bobby's arm again, trying to get free. Just make this stop, please.]
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Being in love with John, of all people, is enough of an awkward shock, but what concerns him most is another fact. He cheated on Rogue. ]
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Fuck. Fuck, no, this - did not -
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God, no. Man, we didn't --
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But instead of doing that, Pyro calls up the network on his bracelet and starts going back through recordings. There's a lot about the festival, a few new people...
... and then there it is. Dude, did the lake just swear at us? He just tilts his wrist so that Bobby can see, his own head hanging.]
No nightmares here.
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Damn.
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[He turns and wipes a hand over his mouth, as though he can somehow wipe away the past.]
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Calm down. It's not like we had any control over what happened.
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[Okay, so nothing serious happened. At least they didn't - no, no, he can't even go there. But there's not gonna be any more wrestling or roughhousing now that he's been (eurgh) held in Bobby's arms like that.]
And do you think they're really gonna care? Any of them? We're laughingstocks now. We're never living this shit down.
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I have to see her.
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I'd offer to back you up, but - [Hands held out, because the end of that is obvious: Rogue probably wants to kill him more than she does Bobby right now.]
ahh I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LATE
God. She's gonna hate me.
ilu!
ilu too!
Yeah. You got a point.
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[He's dangerously close to laughing, although not because this is in any way funny.]
These gods are fucked up.